GORE KILLS AT THE ACADEMY AWARDS - WHO'D OF THUNK IT?

At the expense of losing readership, I thought former presidential candidate, Al Gore, did a great job at the Academy Awards. I never thought I'd be laughing at anything other than his growing a beard and running off screaming and yelling into the forest of election theft conspiracy theories.

Where was that personality when he ran and lost the election against Bush?

ANOTHER INCONVENIENT FACT: GORE INCREASED POWER CONSUMPTION AFTER GLOBAL WARMING DOCUMENTARY

From DRUDGE ...

The Tennessee Center for Policy Research, an independent, nonprofit and nonpartisan research organization committed to achieving a freer, more prosperous Tennessee through free market policy solutions, issued a press release late Monday:



Last night, Al Gore’s global-warming documentary, An Inconvenient Truth, collected an Oscar for best documentary feature, but the Tennessee Center for Policy Research has found that Gore deserves a gold statue for hypocrisy.

Gore’s mansion, [20-room, eight-bathroom] located in the posh Belle Meade area of Nashville, consumes more electricity every month than the average American household uses in an entire year, according to the Nashville Electric Service (NES).

In his documentary, the former Vice President calls on Americans to conserve energy by reducing electricity consumption at home.

The average household in America consumes 10,656 kilowatt-hours (kWh) per year, according to the Department of Energy. In 2006, Gore devoured nearly 221,000 kWh—more than 20 times the national average.

Last August alone, Gore burned through 22,619 kWh—guzzling more than twice the electricity in one month than an average American family uses in an entire year. As a result of his energy consumption, Gore’s average monthly electric bill topped $1,359.

Since the release of An Inconvenient Truth, Gore’s energy consumption has increased from an average of 16,200 kWh per month in 2005, to 18,400 kWh per month in 2006.

Gore’s extravagant energy use does not stop at his electric bill. Natural gas bills for Gore’s mansion and guest house averaged $1,080 per month last year.

“As the spokesman of choice for the global warming movement, Al Gore has to be willing to walk to walk, not just talk the talk, when it comes to home energy use,” said Tennessee Center for Policy Research President Drew Johnson.

In total, Gore paid nearly $30,000 in combined electricity and natural gas bills for his Nashville estate in 2006.

ENVIRONMENTALISTS: LOVE THEIR PASSION, LAUGH AT THEIR IGNORANCE

PRESIDENTIAL CANDIDATE: GREATEST THREAT IS ISRAEL

According to Jon Edwards, the greatest short-term threat to the world is the Zionist entity known to the Edwards and his ilk as Palestine.

"There are other emerging fissures, as well. The aggressively photogenic John Edwards was cruising along, detailing his litany of liberal causes last week until, during question time, he invoked the "I" word — Israel. Perhaps the greatest short-term threat to world peace, Edwards remarked, was the possibility that Israel would bomb Iran's nuclear facilities. As a chill descended on the gathering, the Edwards event was brought to a polite close."

1/2 HR NEWS PROGRAM DEBUT

HILLARY CLINTON'S SPIN MACHINE IN FULL GEAR

Hillary Clinton, like many other anti-Iraq war voices in leadership, voted for the war, but now oppose it (it's a bit rougher than the cake walk they apparently envisioned - it's time to duck and run for cover).

She's beginning to spin her war to support the President's designs on removing Saddam Hussein's deathgrip on Iraq ... it's such promotions of freedom and pursuit of actual human rights that makes her base run to the toilet with the heaves.

Even the NY Times admits it.

ELECTION 2008 RESULTS ARE IN!

Despite the fact that we don't have exit poll data (or votes) yet, Prevent Truth Decay is prepared to call the 2008 presidential election for Sen. Hillary Clinton. We predict, with heavy hearts and a pretty violent case of the dry heaves, that after handily winning the Democratic nomination, Hillary, and her likely running mate, Bill Richardson, will win the general election against former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani.

Barakstar 'Saddam Hussein' Obama is running for experience and name recognition. He doesn't intend to win, although his recent coronation as the Democrats' messiah is going to his head. Back in the real world, he understands that to be a serious contender in 2012, he will have to moderate his set of positions, slim as record of them may be.

Detractors and doubters (of Hillary Clinton's eventual victory) are underestimating the influential and financial reach of the Clinton political machine. It's amazing to watch. This woman's entire life, from age 6 on, has revolved around a single goal: to become the president of the United States.

She won't let this opportunity pass her by.

The amount of bile in your stomach right now is not representative of her diminishing chances of winning the White House.

Or is it? How will you be getting the vote out?

- PTD 02.12.07

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WHAT'S NEXT? SKI MASKS AND TNT BELTS FOR MEN? OH, COUTURE!

It wasn't long ago that we were "joking" about acquiescence to terrorism - including fun lines about women wearing burqas - outside of Talibanese Afghanistan. Well, here we are.

Welcome to fashion, 2007.

BARAK OBAMA: CLEAN BLACK, 'SILLY' CANDIDATE

A CHRISTIAN RESPONSE TO THE GLOBAL WARMING DEBATE

I believe this to be one of the best articulations of a proper Christian response to the raging "global warming" debate... and not just because the author is my pastor.

CONFUSION SURROUNDS DEATH OF ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S INHERITANCE

SMITH'S LEGAL COUNSEL HOWARD K. STERN'S ATTORNEY'S LAWYER CLAIMS TO HAVE FATHERED ANNA NICOLE SMITH'S HEIR, 'WHOEVER THAT MAY BE'

"Throw Elie Wiesel Down the Well" - by Apathetic Anti-Semites

This is an outrage. Apathy towards rising anti-Semitism is leading us down the path towards another Holocaust.

Don't believe it? Just ask Borat.

NEWT WOULD BE GREAT, BUT CAN'T WIN

We need someone like Newt Gingrich at a time like this. Unfortunately, he's absolutely unelectable.

The problem was - he got an extra dose of demonization because he was too much of a threat to democrats (translation: too valuable to the country in a leadership role). The democrats have a way of laying on the spin to the point where lies become popularly accepted fact. Examples are:

Newt G. - evil ideologue
Global Warming - caused by SUV owners and the spread of capitalism
Hurricane Katrina - caused by Global Warming
Hurricane Katrina aftermath - botched by Bush
We weren't greeted as liberators in Iraq (we absolutely were)
The Iraqi populace doesn't want us there (they absolutely do)
The insurgency represents the population at large (they don't)
The Iraqi people don't want democracy, and won't put their lives and the lives of their children on the line for it (they did... twice)

Upcoming post will feature will put PTD on the record regarding the winner of the 2008 Presidential election. Hint: it involves Hillary Clinton.

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Surprise! Giuliani is In.

Rudy Giuliani breaks the suspense, and throws his hat in to the '08 White House race.

Can he win based on his strength - stellar post-9/11 leadership abilities? It seems the country has all but moved away from post 9/11 sentiments (you know, we want the terrorists dead or alive, elephants and donkeys actually got along, we all went to church, etc.).

Perhaps reminding everyone what happened on that horrible day will help?

Let's assume that's his game plan.

CBS IS PRO-AMERICA... REALLY!

Nice try Katie... It's only because of you and your ilk that we're always seeing and hearing the dark side of the U.S. ... So you're going to shed some light on the positive side of things here? Katie, most of us live on that side.

Thanks anyway.

Nader leaves '08 door open, slams Hillary Clinton - Yahoo! News

Nader may or may not be in, but either way, he takes a crack at Clinton. Sweet. It's gonna be fun.

Hillary will END the war!

Clinton Promises to End War if Elected: "Clinton Promises to End War if Elected"

Hillary will end the war if elected. If that's not cut and run, what is?

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