ELECTION 2008 RESULTS ARE IN!

Despite the fact that we don't have exit poll data (or votes) yet, Prevent Truth Decay is prepared to call the 2008 presidential election for Sen. Hillary Clinton. We predict, with heavy hearts and a pretty violent case of the dry heaves, that after handily winning the Democratic nomination, Hillary, and her likely running mate, Bill Richardson, will win the general election against former NYC mayor Rudy Giuliani.

Barakstar 'Saddam Hussein' Obama is running for experience and name recognition. He doesn't intend to win, although his recent coronation as the Democrats' messiah is going to his head. Back in the real world, he understands that to be a serious contender in 2012, he will have to moderate his set of positions, slim as record of them may be.

Detractors and doubters (of Hillary Clinton's eventual victory) are underestimating the influential and financial reach of the Clinton political machine. It's amazing to watch. This woman's entire life, from age 6 on, has revolved around a single goal: to become the president of the United States.

She won't let this opportunity pass her by.

The amount of bile in your stomach right now is not representative of her diminishing chances of winning the White House.

Or is it? How will you be getting the vote out?

- PTD 02.12.07

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