Wednesday, June 30, 2004

HOWARD STERNLY DEMANDS BUSH'S EXIT
PTD: We've said this in the past, and it's rearing it's ugly head again... the behemoth-sized collection of lemings that is the Howard Stern voting bloc. The election may turn on this.

Stern lashed out against Bush administration's policies on everything from the environment, to stem cell research and the war in Iraq. (Bush: Iraqi sovereignty defeat for resistance)

He said he was encouraging his listeners, whom he described as swing voters, to cast their ballots for John Kerry. (Edwards tops Kerry veep poll)

"John Kerry will receive more votes because of this. ... My audience will vote in a bloc," Stern said.

"We're also in a lot of key states. ... If we can affect that state that's big news."



CNN.com - Stern lambastes Bush, FCC
THIS PICTURE WAS NOT FABRICATED. This is classic Protest Warrior... good stuff... great job guys!

CLINTON/KERRY 2004 ???????????????

FROM DRUDGE:

VICE PRESIDENT HILLARY; SPECULATION INTENSIFIES IN WASHINGTON

Official Washington and the entire press corps will be rocked when Hillary Rodham Clinton is picked as Kerry's VP and a massive love fest will begin!

So predicts a top Washington insider, who spoke to the DRUDGE REPORT on condition he not be named.

"All the signs point in her direction," said the insider, one of the most influential and well-placed in the nation's capital. "It is the solution to every Kerry problem."
A STUDY IN MEDIA TRANSPARENCY

From blog BEAUTIFUL ATROCITIES, reviews of The Passion up against reviews of Fahrenhate 9-11:


A.O. Scott, New York Times:

F9/11: Mr. Moore's populist instincts have never been sharper...he is a credit to the republic.

Passion: Gibson has exploited the popular appetite for terror and gore for what he and his allies see as a higher end.

Michael Wilmington, Chicago Tribune:
F9/11: Received both the first prize and the longest continuous standing ovation in the history of the Cannes Film Festival and it wasn't because of some cliched French antipathy to America.
Passion: Lacks artistic and even spiritual balance.

William Arnold, Seattle Post-Intelligencer:
F9/11: A masterful job of ridiculing the personality, intellect and employment resumé of George W. Bush ... could well become the docu-equivalent of "The Passion of the Christ" and even affect the presidential election.
Passion: Despite Gibson's claim that he's finally telling "the true story," his movie strikes me as less faithful to the Gospels than the earlier Christ movies. Crammed full of scenes and dialogue and minor characters that he's completely made up.

Jami Bernard, NY Daily News:
F9/11: I was in tears after first seeing "Fahrenheit" at Cannes.
Passion: The most virulently anti-Semitic movie made since the German propaganda films of World War II.

Ty Burr, Boston Globe
F9/11: Should be seen because it takes off the gloves and wades into the fray, because it synthesizes the anti-Bush argument like no other work before it, and because it forces you to decide for yourself exactly where passion starts to warp point of view.
Passion: If you come seeking theological subtlety, let alone such modern inventions as psychological depth, you'll walk away battered and empty-handed

David Edelstein, Slate:
F9/11: After the screening, a friend railed that Moore was exploiting a mother's grief. I suggested that the scene made moral sense in the context of the director's universe, that the exploitation is justified if it saves the lives of other mothers' sons.
Passion: A two-hour-and-six-minute snuff movie—The Jesus Chainsaw Massacre—that thinks it's an act of faith.
[Note: Mr. Edelstein feels this quote misrepresents his review. You decide.]

David Elliott, San Diego Union Tribune:
F9/11: He spends time with a caring, patriotic woman reduced to near-ruin when her son is killed in Iraq. And shows how Iraqi mothers respond, too. Call that "demagogic," if you have an agenda in place of a conscience.
Passion: "Single-mindedness is all very well in cows or baboons," wrote Aldous Huxley, but "(for those) claiming to belong to the same species as Shakespeare, it is simply disgraceful."

Eric Harrison, Houston Chronicle:
F9/11: (Moore) is an indispensable treasure, and his imperfections are part of the reason, because they mark him as real.
Passion: It's awful because everything he knows about storytelling has been swept aside by proselytizing zeal.

J.Hoberman, Village Voice:
F9/11: Let us not forget that Dana Carvey did more than anyone in America, save Ross Perot, to drive Bush père from the White House. There are sequences in Fahrenheit 9/11 so devastatingly on target as to inspire the thought that Moore might similarly help evict the son.
Passion: Sitting through the film's garishly staged suffering, one might well ponder the millions of people—victims of crusades, inquisitions, colonial conquests, the slave trade, political terror, and genocide—who have been tortured and killed in Christ's name.

Ann Hornaday, Washington Post:
F9/11: Moore exercises admirable forbearance ... his finest artistic moment.
Passion: Gibson has exhibited a startling lack of concern for historical context.

beautifulatrocities: Read the rest...

Tuesday, June 29, 2004

ROBIN' THE RICH TO GIVE TO DA HOOD
"Many of you are well enough off that ... the tax cuts may have helped you, ...we're saying that for America to get back on track, we're probably going to cut that short and not give it to you. We're going to take things away from you on behalf of the common good."

- Hillary Clinton, "wife" of Monica Lewinsky's x-boyfriend

San Francisco rolls out the red carpet for the Clintons
PROVE IT MIKE. NO BITING EARS, NO RAPING, NO EATING YOUR OPPONENT'S CHILDREN... JUST GIVE US A GOOD FIGHT AND CLEAN YOURSELF UP. YOU'VE ALMOST SINGLE-HANDEDLY TURNED BOXING INTO A SPECTACLE OF RIDICULOUSNESS PREVIOUSLY RESERVED FOR THE WWF.
Former world heavyweight champion Mike Tyson said despite his troubled past, he thinks he deserves a second chance.

Tyson, who took the boxing world by storm in the late 1980s, will fight former British champ Danny Williams at Freedom Hall in Louisville, Ky., on July 30. Tyson spoke to reporters at a news conference in Louisville Tuesday morning, Louisville television station WLKY reported.

"This is a free country," said Tyson, who's squandered approximately $400 million in career winnings and is now trying to get out of debt. "It's the greatest country in the world."

The July 30 bout is the first of seven scheduled to get Tyson, who will turn 38 on Wednesday, out of debt, WLKY reported. He hasn't fought in about 17 months, and has spent some of his time lately living on the street, according to the London Evening Standard.

WRAL.com - Sports - Tyson: 'I Deserve Another Chance'
ONE TERESA HEINZ KERRY SPEECH IS PROBABLY WORTH, OH, I DON'T KNOW... 10 TO 15 BUSH ADS...
Party and campaign officials said it was also likely that Mr. Kerry's wife, Teresa Heinz Kerry, would have a prominent speaking role at the convention, as could one or more of Mr. Kerry's primary and caucus opponents.

Monday, June 28, 2004

NO, WE'RE NOT KIDDING.

THE SPECIAL LYRICS TO "PEOPLE" AS PERFORMED BY BARBRA STREISAND AT THE LOS ANGELES FUNDRAISING CONCERT FOR THE KERRY CAMPAIGN


PEOPLE
I MEAN G - O - P - EOPLE -
WHO'D BELIEVE THERE'S SUCH PEOPLE IN THIS WORLD?
BUSH SEEZA
LOTTA CONDOLEEZA,
THEY'RE DIVIDING THE PLANET'S OIL
ACCORDING TO RICHARD "POIL"
AND THEY'RE ALL JUST TRAINEES
OF CHENEY'S.

RUMSFELD,
WE MUST GET RID OF RUMSFELD -
HE'S THE SPOOKIEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.
AS FOR POWELL -
HE'S NEITHER FISH NOR FOWL.
HE'S IN THE BACK OF THE ROOM,
WHILE THEY'RE ALL FIDDLING WITH DOOM.
NO ONE'S MINDING THE STORE.
WHAT'S MORE,
LET'S DISCUSS THIS WAR WE'RE LOST IN,
DON'T ASK WHAT IT'S COSTIN' -
WHAT'S A TRILLION OR TWO TO RULE THE WORLD?


(Second chorus)
THE SENATE
HOW I WANT THE SENATE!
ALL WE NEED IS TWO PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!
I SEEA
ANTONIN SCALIA.
HOW I DREAD EV'RY TIME HE SITS -
SCARED OUT OF MY WOLFOWITZ.
TIME THOSE NEO-CON GUYS
WERE GONE GUYS.

THEY'RE LYING -
WHILE THE GLOBE IS FRYING -
AND THE FISHES ARE DYING IN THE WORLD.
THEIR SOLUTION
FOR ALL OF THE POLLUTION:
IS JUST TO BEAR IT AND GRIN,
AND PRACTICE NOT BREATHING IN.
BUT THINGS ARE GONNA BE GREAT.
JUST WAIT -
WHEN THE WHITE HOUSE STATIONERY,
READS PRESIDENT JOHN KERRY -
WE'LL BE THE LUCKIEST PEOPLE IN THE WORLD!


SOME CRITICS' OPINIONS
"I don't think Al Jazeera would, on a bad day, have transmitted anything so utterly propagandistic."
-Christopher Hitchens, Slate

"Fahrenheit 9/11," his most disciplined and powerful movie to date, suggests that he is also, arguably, a great filmmaker."
-A.O. Scott, The New York Times

"And as a movie, "Fahrenheit 9/11" is enormously flawed and a tremendous step backward for Moore, who seemed to be re-writing the very notion of what a non-fiction film could be in "Bowling for Columbine."
-Joey Taylor, TimeOut Movie Reporter

FACTENHEIT 9-11
Fahrenheit Fact is a joint presentation between Curtis Schweitzer, blogger of a_sdf and Grant Libby, blogger of RecoveringCynic. Here we attempt to bring to light those "other" facts about Michael Moore's new film "Fahrenheit 9/11".

fahrenheit fact
FACTENHEIT 9-11
Fahrenheit Fact is a joint presentation between Curtis Schweitzer, blogger of a_sdf and Grant Libby, blogger of RecoveringCynic. Here we attempt to bring to light those "other" facts about Michael Moore's new film "Fahrenheit 9/11".

fahrenheit fact

Sunday, June 27, 2004

WHO'S SURPRISED? 95% OF THE WASHINGTON PRESS CORPS VOTED FOR CLINTON... ARE MOVIE CRITICS ANY MORE CONSERVATIVE?
They like Mike. While the country as a whole appears split, along political lines, over the controversial Michael Moore documentary, "Fahrenheit 9/11," movie reviewers at U.S. daily newspapers are not.

An E & P survey of 63 daily papers that ran reviews, in "red" and "blue" states alike, finds that 56 gave the film a positive nod, with only 7 abstaining, an almost 90% favorable rating.

PERHAPS THE 'RESISTANCE GROUP' IS CELEBRATING THE DEBUT OF 'FAHREHEIT 9-11'
The Arabic-language television network Al-Jazeera broadcast a videotape Sunday of a man who it said an Iraqi resistance group identified as a captured U.S. Marine.

AND TO THINK... WE'VE BEEN BLATHERING ON AND ON ABOUT JOHN KERRY'S PIDDLY $750 MIL. NET WORTH AS HE CAMPAIGNS AGAINST THE "PRIVELEGED"
Teresa Heinz Kerry, through a network of investments in blue-chip corporations, venture capital funds and municipal bonds, controls a family fortune worth an estimated $1 billion, an analysis of public records shows.

The $1 billion figure is double the estimates of her wealth that are widely cited in news stories about her husband, Sen. John F. Kerry, the presumptive Democratic nominee for president.

Heinz Kerry's family fortune worth estimated $1 billion
IF ONLY CARL LEVIN WAS THIS FUNNY
Mark Levin his hilarious. Or maybe it's just me. His warped sense of humor resonates with warped personalities like my own.

From the other day, Mark Levin guest-hosting Hannity's radio program - greeting a caller we'll remember less-than-accurately as John Doe from Witchita:

"Ok... let's go to John Doe in Witchita... go ahead John, you're on the air, don't make a fool of yourself."


Saturday, June 26, 2004

PERHAPS ARLEN SPECTER WILL SPEAK AT THE DONKEY CONVENTION IN BOSTON
Georgia Sen. Zell Miller, the highest profile Democrat to endorse President Bush for re-election, will speak at the Republican National Convention later this summer, a congressional aide said Friday.

Miller drew a sharp rebuke from the dean of the state's congressional delegation, Democratic Rep. John Lewis, who called the senator's decision "a shame and a disgrace."

According to the aide, who spoke on condition of anonymity, Miller will give his address on Wednesday night of the four-day convention in New York that begins Aug. 30. The Bush-Cheney campaign was expected to make an announcement Monday, the aide said.

The speech by Miller, a former two-term governor, comes 12 years after he delivered the keynote address for Bill Clinton at the 1992 Democratic National Convention, also held in New York.

Friday, June 25, 2004

WATCH OUT BILL... IF I KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT X-GIRLFRIENDS, I'D PUT THE CAR IN THE GARAGE TO PREVENT A KEYING
After a week of holding her tongue, Monica Lewinsky has come out with both barrels blazing against her former boyfriend, ex-President Bill Clinton, blasting him to British interviewers as "a liar and a creep."

YA DON'T HEAR A WHOLE LOT OF THIS ON CLINTON'S BOOK TOUR
The Clinton administration talked about firm evidence linking Saddam Hussein's regime to Osama bin Laden's al Qaeda network years before President Bush made the same statements.

The issue arose again this month after the National Commission on Terrorist Attacks Upon the United States reported there was no "collaborative relationship" between the old Iraqi regime and bin Laden.

I CAN'T SAY I WOULDN'T LIKE TO SAY THIS TO LEAHY MYSELF, BUT C'MON,...STOOPING TO JOHN KERRY'S LEVEL ? SO MUCH FOR HOLDING OURSELVES TO A HIGHER STANDARD.
Typically a break from partisan warfare, this year's Senate class photo turned smiles into snarls as Vice President Dick Cheney reportedly used profanity toward one senior Democrat, sources said.

Sen. Patrick Leahy of Vermont, who was on the receiving end of Cheney's ire, confirmed that the vice president used profanity during Tuesday's class photo.

What an intelligent proposal there Mr. Abdullah:

Saudi Arabia promised Wednesday that that terrorists in the kingdom will be safe if they surrender within a month -- but after that they will face forceful consequences.

HANNITY'S RADIO PROGRAM RATINGS PLUMMET ON NEWS THAT GORE DELIVERED A LESS THAN HYSTERICAL SPEECH... FOR A CHANGE.

YOU KNOW... A "CALM AND COLLECTED" AL GORE SPEECH... WHACKO, BUT NO MOUTH FOAM.


ANTI ANTI-TERRORISM:
"Punitive Liberalism" which James Pierson of the Weekly Standard defines most accurately.

Thursday, June 24, 2004

TOO MUCH GOING ON AT THE ABU GHRAIB NEWSDESK TO PUT THIS ORGANIZATION ON THE AIR?
MSNBC ... how cute ... you've got a wall full of photos of our soldiers ... CNN ... you make snippy little demoralizing comments about our troops and cover Abu Graib around the clock... why won't you put these people on the air to promote their message? They've only been had by Right-Wing media outlets such as Rush, Hannity, and that crazy FoxNews...

SOMEONE TOLD ME THAT NERD.COM WAS A GREAT PLACE TO BUY DISCOUNTED INK CARTRIDGES, AND I WAS ALL EXCITED... SO I GO THERE, AND FIND NOTHING BUT A BIG PILE OF CRAP.

Wednesday, June 23, 2004

THIS IS INAPPROPRIATE BEHAVIOR
Who hacked in here and posted this?
FROM GARRISON GROH, 2nd Lt. US Army
[reprinted with Lt. Groh's permission]

To the good folks at PreventTruthDecay.com,
I really would like to say how much I appreciate the products that you are selling on your website and on eBay. I just stumbled across your site today. I cannot tell you the effect that the death of President Ronald Reagan has had on me these past several days.

I just graduated from The Citadel and was commissioned into the Army this May. I think that the leadership and example that Ronald Reagan provided for me throughout my entire youth has a lot to do with what led me to choose the military as a career. His passing, and the subsequent coverage of his life and ideology, reiterates the need we have today for strong PRINCIPLED leadership.

President George Bush came to The Citadel twice during my four years there, and I am CONVINCED that he is the man to offer it. He truly is a class act, never responding to the constant slander campaign being waged by the media, Hollywood, etc. Just as Reagan was the man for his time, and arrived to the Presidency at the time we needed him most, I feel that George W Bush is the man for our time of need. The thought of serving with John Kerry as our Commander and Chief makes me nauseous, as he is as unprincipled as he is misguided in his political ideology. I honestly do FEAR what will happen to our country under that man.

With Billionaires like [George] Soros spending millions, MoveOn.org, and the unrelenting defamation of Bush by the liberal news media, I feel that we conservatives must send out our message in whatever means available to us. With the ignorance and/or apathy of a large portion of the electorate, I think that it is absolutely necessary to try to reach them, even in something as simple as a bumper sticker. Lets face it, these people don't do the research, they don't read great websites like yours, they don't watch Foxnews (or any news most of the time), and they don't listen to Rush, Hannity, Michael Savage, etc.

I don't know if it is possible to really reach these people, but I sure want to try. I am interested in your bumper stickers, but in bulk. I would like to buy a lot of them and to give them to anybody that I know who will put it on their car. Unfortunately, having just graduated, and not yet reported for my Officer Basic Course, I have a VERY limited amount to spend. Is there any kind of discount that you could give me on the bumper stickers, or is there anyway that you could cut a deal with me if I bought several? If none of this is possible, I understand. This is a capitalist country (thankfully) and I would understand if you are not in a position where you are able to offer me anything.

My only thought was, if it was possible, that I would love to get as many of your bumper stickers out here in Northern Ohio to be seen as possible. Hopefully Ohio will help our President win the electoral votes that he needs to continue leading our country. Someday, I hope that he is recognized for the leadership that he has given this nation. Thanks for offering a great website, a great message of conservatism, and great products.

Respectfully yours,

Garrison Groh
2nd Lt. US Army

ALL IN THE SAME DAY, Demcratic Senator Fritz Hollings says we have "proven ourselves infidels in Iraq" (not a typo), and Democrats give three thumbs up to Michael Moore's "movie" Fahrenheit 9-11.

ALL IN A DAY'S WORK TO FURTHER EXPOSE THEMSELVES FOR WHAT THEY'VE BECOME.

A NATIONAL PARTY? NO MORE.

REMINISCENT OF LIKE CLINTON'S "I'M SORRY, BUT" APOLOGIES, EH?

(from a Drudge posting of links):

CNN: 'My Life' sets records...

BUT... Sales slow in Florida...

Stacks Left Untouched on Maryland Shore...

SAN FRAN YAWN...

Clinton book sales quiet in Arizona...

Memoirs not on Houston's best seller list...

Tome slow out of gate in Cincinnati...

Not flying off shelves in Hudson Valley...

Mixed reaction in Manitowoc...

Mixed book sales in N.E. Georgia...

Creates little hoopla in San Antonio...

Not Selling in Shenandoah Valley...

Book not so magical in Wichita Falls...

Hoosiers react quietly to memoir...

Just hype? asks Gainesville...

Sales can't measure up to Harry or Hillary in suburban Chicago...

Memoirs don't stir Saginaw...

Memoir is no 1st-day best-seller in Ft. Wayne...

Not selling in VA Beach...

No best seller in Billings...

Slow in Sacramento...

Booksellers peg Clinton's 'My Life' a hit
HOW DARE THEY BLACK OUT THE 'RISE UP AMERICAN VOTERS AND ELECT KERRY' LINE IN HIS LETTER!
Military censors have blacked out nine of the 14 lines. But in what remains of his letter, Saddam Hussein assures his family that “my spirit and my morale, they are high, thanks to greatness of God.”

MSNBC - Saddam's Prison Letter

Tuesday, June 22, 2004

WHO'S SURPRISED?
Clinton Book Weighs Failures and Successes
Memoir Contradicts Testimony on Lewinsky

Clinton Book Weighs Failures and Successes (washingtonpost.com)
From The Christian Citizen founder, Pastor Joel C. Hunter:

In July, the U.S. Senate will very likely vote on an issue that will have profound effects on the American family. They will consider a Federal Marriage Amendment that would secure the definition of marriage as being between one man and one woman.

Christians can argue about many things in politics, but the Biblical definition of marriage is clear in scripture (Genesis 2:24). If we do not make an effort to be heard on clear moral issues, we abdicate the leadership God expects us to provide.

The ramifications of not passing the amendment are frightening. Gary Bauer, a Christian leader in Washington D.C. says such a failure, "...will give a green light to liberal judges all across the country and the consequences will be devastating. The words 'husband' and 'wife' will be meaningless...The public schools will teach your children that two men 'marrying' each other are morally equivalent to one man and one woman...the Church will be pressured to either abondon the Scriptures of lose their tax exempt status if they refuse to 'marry' homosexuals."

I am not an alarmist, but I am a realist. Our Christian witness will be lost if our voice is silent.

If you are an individual Christian Citizen user, e-mail or fax or (even better) call your senators and urge them to co-sponsor The Federal Marriage Amendment. Even if they will not do so, your call will have an influence! They can be reached at the information below, or the Capitol switchboard (202-224-3121). Be polite, but firm, and be ready to give your name and zip code to the person who is taking your call for the senators. Then contact a few close friends or family members and ask them to make a call also.

For more information, or to sign up, go to The Christian Citizen
We're now promoting Bill Clinton's book on the homepage. Buy it now.

THE OLD GRAY LADY DUMPS A SCATHING BOOK REVIEW ON MONICA LEWINSKY'S X-BOYFRIEND
"The book, which weighs in at more than 950 pages, is sloppy, self-indulgent and often eye-crossingly dull — the sound of one man prattling away, not for the reader, but for himself and some distant recording angel of history."

Read the New York Times book review of Bill Clinton's "My Lie"... errr... "My Life". Sorry.

Friday, June 18, 2004

THE LIES JUST KEEP ON COMING ...

Bill Clinton says in his autobiography that he slept on the couch for two months after confessing the Lewinsky affair to Hillary.

The president of the United States, Bill Clinton, slept on a couch. In the White House. Riiiight.

Even better, he deploys the old liberal line about how his upbringing put him at a disadvantage compared to others, making him more prone to self-destructive behavior.

For someone who is hailed as so intelligent, Clinton is so unoriginal.

MICHAEL MOORE, SELF-PROCLAIMED VIP

When Al Sharpton calls a film “epic,” you know it sucks. Following in the grand tradition of Al Gore, who gave his kiss-of-death endorsement to vapid environmentalist snuff film “The Day After Tomorrow,” Sharpton is singing the praises of Michael Moore’s “Fahrenheit 9/11.” The film is doing exactly what its fat filmmaker intended it to do: convince Americans too lazy to learn the truth that Bush stole the 2000 election, ignored terror warnings before Sept. 11, and milked the attacks in order to put fear in our hearts and get support for war in Iraq. Moore’s most irritating comment to date? “I will make myself available to show this at the White House anytime he wants to see it” – as if Moore is busier than the leader of the free world. “I’ll bring the popcorn,” he snidely adds. I doubt he’d share, but we can hope.

For more of my dark thoughts on this week's news, click here.

Wednesday, June 16, 2004

YOU LIED ABOUT ME MOLESTING YOU - MADE A FOOL OUT OF ME IN FRONT OF THE ENTIRE WORLD... HERE'S $23 MILLION DOLLARS FOR YA...
Michael Jackson paid out approximately $25 million to settle a civil suit by a boy who accused him of molesting him in 1993, according to the confidential agreement which was exclusively obtained by Court TV's Diane Dimond.

COURTTV.COM - TOP NEWS - Jackson settled first child molestation suit for approximately $25 million

Tuesday, June 15, 2004

JOHN KERRY AUTHORED LEGISLATION?

Figures. The only result in a Google search of "john kerry authored legislation" is a link to www.johnkerry.com.

MANCOW ON FOX & FRIENDS:

"[the Media] hated Reagan... he was the garlic to their vampire... was he not?"
MANCOW ON FOX & FRIENDS:

"[the Media] hated Reagan... he was the garlic to their vampire... was he not?"

Monday, June 14, 2004

THE IMUS GUYS ON THE LAKERS AND KOBE BRYANT'S POOR PERFORMANCE LAST NIGHT:

"The alleged rapist scored only 20 points."

"Bill Clinton was in the game?" [laughter]

Saturday, June 12, 2004

STOP JOHN
Swift Boat Veterans for Truth was launched on May 4, 2004 at a press conference at the National Press Club in Washington. As of May 17, 220 of the 229 Swift boat veterans contacted by the group have agreed to sign an open letter to Senator John F. Kerry that challenges his fitness to serve as America's Commander-in-Chief. Signers of the letter include the entire chain of command above Lt. John Kerry in Vietnam: Lt. Commander Grant Hibbard, Lt. Commander George Elliott, Captain Charles Plumly, Captain Adrian Lonsdale USCG, and Rear Admiral Roy Hoffman.

Click on this graphic to find out how many of Kerry's "band of brothers" actually support him

Friday, June 11, 2004

GOOGLE DOESN'T CARE? GOOGLE CARED ENOUGH TO AXE OUR "GIVE TERRORISM A CHANCE: JOHN KERRY FOR PREZ" ADS FROM THEIR SITE...
According to Mr. Johnston's progress report, by the last week of November 2003 the Bush biography was the #2 result on Google for "miserable failure," and — after more and more netizens implemented the same link on their sites and urged others to do the same — it reached the top spot soon afterward. (A #1 ranking at Google brings the added bonus of returning the targeted site when users select the search engine's "I'm Feeling Lucky" button.)

According to the New York Times, Google hasn't taken umbrage at the prank and (presumably) isn't taking steps to counteract it:

Craig Silverstein, Google's director for technology, says the company sees nothing wrong with the public using its search engine this way. No user is hurt, he said, because there is no clearly legitimate site for "miserable failure" being pushed aside.

Moreover, he said, Google's results were taking stock of the range of opinions that are expressed online. "We just reflect the opinion on the Web,'' he said, "for better or worse."

HOW MANY TIMES HAVE BUSH HATERS GLOATED OVER THIS? JOKE'S ALWAYS BEEN ON THEM... THEY JUST DON'T KNOW IT.
WE'RE DEMOCRATS - WHERE IS THE REMOTE FOR MY CABLE TV?!
About 2,000 inmates living in a barbed-wire-surrounded tent encampment at the Maricopa County Jail have been given permission to strip down to their government-issued pink boxer shorts.

On Wednesday, hundreds of men wearing boxers were either curled up on their bunk beds or chatted in the tents, which reached 138 degrees inside the week before. Many were also swathed in wet, pink towels as sweat collected on their chests and dripped down to their pink socks.

"It feels like you are in a furnace," said James Zanzo't, an inmate who has lived in the tents for 1 1/2 years. "It's inhumane."

Joe Arpaio, the tough-guy sheriff who created the tent city and long ago started making his prisoners wear pink, is not sympathetic. He said Wednesday that he told the inmates: "It's 120 degrees in Iraq and the soldiers are living in tents and they didn't commit any crimes, so shut your mouths. "

FROM DRUDGE:

*** The Boston Globe Archives | July 21, 1988 | Walter V. Robinson ***

ATLANTA -- Michael Stanley Dukakis, a self-described "very, very long- shot" candidate just 16 months ago, last night became the Democratic nominee for president and his party's best hope to win the White House since 1976. Earlier, Sen. John F. Kerry took to the convention hall podium, telling the delegates that the "moral darkness" of President Reagan's presidency will soon end.

"A Republican president once reminded us, 'There is absolutely nothing to be said for a government of powerful men with the ideals of pawnbrokers,' " Kerry said.

"That president's name was Theodore Roosevelt. And today Theodore Roosevelt would be ashamed to be a Republican."

Said Kerry: "It is time we once again had a government of laws and not of lawbreakers."

HOPEFULLY, THIS WAS NOT WHAT NANCY SAW FROM THE LIMO WINDOW
ABSOLUTELY SICKENING.

Thursday, June 10, 2004

THIS WAS NO PAUL WELLSTONE MEMORIAL

VICE PRESIDENT DICK CHENEY'S COMMENTS AT REGAGAN'S MEMORIAL:


CHENEY: Mrs. Reagan, members of the president's family, colleagues, distinguished guests, members of the diplomatic corps, fellow citizens, knowing that this moment would come has not made it any easier, to see the honor guard and flag draped before us and to begin America's farewell to President Ronald Reagan.

He said goodbye to us in a letter that showed his great courage and love for America. Yet for his friends and his country, the parting comes only now. And in this national vigil of mourning, we show how much America loved this good man and how greatly we will miss him.

CNN.com - Cheney: Reagan was an idealist - Jun 9, 2004

Wednesday, June 09, 2004

YOU MUST BE MIGHTY PROUD OF YOURSELF TED
Political cartoonist Ted Rall's comment that the late President Ronald Reagan is "turning crispy brown right about now" provoked a reaction that crashed his Web site for at least 24 hours after the remark was posted on the Drudge Report.

"I think most people view the president as a fair target," Mr. Rall said yesterday in an interview. "Reagan was a public figure, and he was an idiot. And if he were around and lucid, he would probably say that it comes with the territory."

"She wears a size two and my leg is a size two."

- Barbara Bush, referring to the gracefully petite Nancy Reagan


CNN.com - Reagan's body lies in state - Jun 9, 2004
CAN'T BELIEVE REAGAN INTERRUPTED THE ABUSH GRAIB PRISON SCANDAL COVERAGE BY DYING AND WHAT NOT
MSNBC - New Torture Furor[!]
KUCINICH, IN SPITE OF REAGAN MEMORIAL WEEK AND, WELL... POLLS, KEEPS CAMPAIGNING
Congressman Dennis Kucinich was the landslide winner in a mock presidential primary at the Moorestown Friends School in New Jersey last February. Friday, during a campaign swing through the state, Kucinich dropped in to speak with students and thank them. According to the Washington Post, the Moorestown audience welcomed Kucinich with “cheers and applause and screams worthy of Beatles fans.”

Dennis Kucinich for President - A Voice for Change (Official Web Site)
I AGREE - LET'S GET BACK TO THE ABUSH GRAIB PRISON SCANDAL!!!
DAN Rather and Tom Brokaw work for dif ferent networks but agree one thing — coverage of Ronald Reagan's death has been excessive, they say.
"Even though everybody is respectful and wants to pay homage to the president, life does go on," Rather told the Philadelphia Inquirer.

"There is other news, like the reality of Iraq," said the "CBS Evening News" anchor. "It got very short shrift this weekend."

PTD COMMENTS > There you go.

Tuesday, June 08, 2004

KERRY PAYS THUMBS UP, I MEAN... UH... RESPECT TO HIS DEARLY DEPARTED NEMESIS
CAN YAAAA BLAME HIM?
Saying his personal life is off-limits, singer Marc Anthony refused to confirm Tuesday whether he's married to Jennifer Lopez.

CNN.com - Anthony won't confirm J. Lo marriage - Jun 8, 2004
BLOWHARD WOODWARD
PTD COMMENT >
Watching Bob Woodward last night on Larry King (presumably a)Live was a study in legacy denial. His commentary on Reagan, while even the rest of the media, to the extent they could muster, were memorializing him (even if only his sense of humor)... went like this:

Well, Larry, you know with Iran Contra and all, Reagan really got himself into some deep water... Reagan, of course, was not indicted in Iran Contra, as no evidence of any wrongdoing by the President came to light. Iran Contra, however, was the unfortunate scar that defined the Reagan presidency. With Iran Contra, Larry, the President committed what most believe to be, in regards to Iran Contra, that is, the... blah, blah, Iran Contra, blah...
WHATEVER DENOMINATION THE GIPPER GRACES, IT'LL SELL WELL
Ronald Reagan's face could one day adorn the $10 bill or half the dimes minted in the country, if fans of the late president get their way.

USA Today reported Tuesday that Sen. Mitch McConnell, R-Ky., plans to sponsor legislation to have Reagan replace Alexander Hamilton, the nation's first treasury secretary, on the $10 bill.

Meanwhile, an effort is underway in the House, led by Rep. Dana Rohrbacher (R-Calif.), to put Reagan's face on the $20.

Reagan to boot Hamilton from the $10 bill? - Jun. 8, 2004

Monday, June 07, 2004

FROM SCRAPPLEFACE:
Obituary: President Reagan Dies at 93
(2004-06-05) -- Former U.S. President Ronald Wilson Reagan died at home this afternoon at the age of 93, after a decade-long journey with Alzheimer's disease.

He is survived by his wife, Nancy, three children and several hundred million men, women and children in the former Soviet Union, and around the world, who were set free from the hopeless terror of communist tyranny through his steadfast courage and unwavering faith.

In addition to recordings and transcripts of dozens of the most compelling, sincere and influential speeches ever heard, President Reagan also leaves behind an America that is no longer afraid to call evil what it is, and to do something about it.

Saturday, June 05, 2004

WE ADDED WHAT WE ASSUME HE MEANT
"Ronald Reagan's love of country was infectious. Even when he was breaking Democrats' hearts [by fighting Soviet exansionism], he did so with a smile and in the spirit of honest and open debate."

- Sen. John Kerry

Kerry: Reagan Was 'Voice of America'
WITH IMMEASUREABLE RESPECT...
"I pray that as America reflects on the passing of my dad, they will remember a man of integrity, conviction and good humor that changed America and the world for the better."

- Michael Reagan

RonaldReagan
THIS GOOD MAN DESERVES TO BE WHERE WE BELIEVE HE'S GOING
Former President Ronald Reagan's health has deteriorated, the White House has been told. The White House was informed that the 93-year-old former president's health had changed significantly in the past several days, a person familiar with Reagan's condition said Saturday.

PTD COMMENT > REGAN'S PASSING WILL SPARK A DISCUSSION RE: THE COLD WAR... HOW REAGAN BROUGHT THE SOVIET UNION TO ITS KNEES, AND HOW SEN. JOHN KERRY OPPOSED HIM ALONG THE WAY. IF IT HAPPENS BEFORE THE ELECTION, IT MAY VERY WELL HAVE AN IMPACT.

GOD BLESS THIS GREAT PRESIDENT... HIS FAMILY IS IN OUR PRAYERS.
EVEN SPORTS ILLUSTRATED HAS A TAKE ON THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST... AND IT MIRRORS THE NEW YORK TIMES...
Here's Pete McEntegart on tomorrow's Belmont Stakes...

That only underscores how difficult it is to close the deal on the Triple Crown. The Belmont is the third grueling race in five weeks for these still-developing horses and also the lengthiest; it's longer than the torture scenes in The Passion of The Christ.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/2004/writers/pete_mcentegart/06/04/column.smarty/index.html

Friday, June 04, 2004

I'LL WAIT FOR DICK MORRIS' UPCOMING BOOK: "YOUR LIFE? OMIGOSH, WHAT A LIAR"
Former President Bill Clinton launched his book tour on Thursday, describing his soon-to-be published memoir as being tough on himself rather than on his enemies.

"My Life" is scheduled to arrive in bookstores on June 22 with an expected price tag of $35 for its nearly 1,000 pages.

WHAT!?
PETA to Petco: Stop selling animals
People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals brings shareholder proposal to chain's annual meeting.

UH... PTD COMMENTS > PROPOSAL? INCREASE SHAREHOLDER WEALTH BY NOT SELLING ANIMALS, BUT CHARGING ADMISSION TO LOOK AT THEM... IN THE WILD, OF COURSE.

EARTH TO PETA: ANIMALS ARE CUTE, FUN TO OWN AND BOSS AROUND, AND A BUNCH OF THEM TASTE GOOD.


PETA to Petco: Stop selling animals - Jun. 4, 2004
EMAILED INTERNET HOAX? SNOPE!
When Minister Joe Wright was asked to open the new session of the Kansas Senate, everyone was expecting the usual generalities, but this is what they heard:

"Heavenly Father, we come before you today to ask Your forgiveness and to seek Your direction and guidance. We know Your Word says 'Woe to those who call evil good,' but that is exactly what we have done. We have lost our spiritual equilibrium and reversed our values. We confess that.

We have ridiculed the absolute truth of Your Word and called it Pluralism.

We have worshipped other gods and called it multiculturalism.

We have endorsed perversion and called it alternative lifestyle.

We have exploited the poor and called it the lottery.

We have rewarded laziness and called it welfare.

We have killed our unborn and called it choice.

We have shot abortionists and called it justifiable.

We have neglected to discipline our children and called it building self-esteem.

We have abused power and called it politics.

We have coveted our neighbor's possessions and called it ambition.

We have polluted the air with profanity and pornography and called it freedom of expression.

We have ridiculed the time-honored values of our forefathers and called it enlightenment.

Search us, Oh, God, and know our hearts today; cleanse us from every sin and set us free. Guide and bless these men and women who have been sent to direct us to the center of Your will, to open ask it in the name of Your Son, the living Savior, Jesus Christ. Amen"


IT'S TRUE.

Thursday, June 03, 2004

SEND JOHN KERRY'S $35 MILLION JET TO FETCH THE BARBER FOR A $1000 HAICUT... YOU WIN!!

Kerryopoly - Can You Afford to Live Like John Kerry?

Wednesday, June 02, 2004

WHEN LIFE IMITATES SATIRE

FROM EDITORANDPUBLISHER.com >

Howard Dean is writing a weekly column that's being syndicated by Cagle Cartoons (CC).

YA GOTTA LOVE IT.

EditorandPublisher.com - Information Authority for the Newspaper Industry
FROM THE FORMER NYT EXECUTIVE EDITOR...
Where Bill Clinton's most famous campaign message was, "It's the economy stupid," Kerry's seems to be, according to [Howell] Raines, "It's the war, sort of, and it's the economy, maybe."

EditorandPublisher.com - Information Authority for the Newspaper Industry
WHY IN THE WORLD DO BUSH'S HANDLERS LET SITUATIONS LIKE THIS HAPPEN?
JAMES TARANTO'S TAKE ON SALON'S KERRY "INTERVIEW"
John Kerry also gave an interview to Salon.com, the left-wing Web 'zine. We're not going to tell you what he said--since Salon charges for subscriptions, that would be like stealing--but we will list some of the questions Salon's Tim Grieve asked the senator. Remember, all these quotes are from Grieve, not Kerry:

"Is the only real solution [in Iraq]--the only way to get the world community fully involved--a change in administrations here?"


"The argument that the administration disregarded and disrespected the military seems to resonate strongly with the people who come to see you."


"The Bush campaign has spent some $80 million on television advertisements, most of them negative spots attacking you. The president has mocked you as a flip-flopper, and his surrogates are out there attacking you every day. Do you ever find yourself in disbelief over the way you and your record have been treated?"


"When you were first thinking of entering the race, did it occur to you that the Bush campaign would use your Vietnam record as a campaign issue? You must have thought, knowing the difference between your record and the president's, that at least the question of service in Vietnam would be off the table for them."


"The Republicans did it to McCain again last week, when House Speaker Dennis Hastert suggested that McCain didn't really know what sacrifice meant. I would have thought that rank-and-file Republicans would have been outraged, that they would have called for Hastert to resign or at least apologize. But it didn't happen."


"Wednesday night in Seattle, you gave a speech at a fundraiser that was almost Reaganesque. The room was very quiet after your wife, Teresa, spoke. And you talked less about the failings of this administration and more about the need to restore faith and hope in America, the need for this country to serve as an example for the rest of the world. It was a speech--at least 85 or 90 percent of it--that a lot of Republicans probably would have liked, if only you hadn't been the one giving it."


"As you know, the Republican line on you is that you're a 'flip-flopper.' Do you think the White House really views you that way, or is this just an intellectually dishonest political exercise?"


"Does Bush understand what's going on here? Does he have the capacity to understand that people change their minds when confronted with new circumstances? Or is he so consumed with consistency, with staying the course, that he can't see that?"
Salon charges $35 a year for a subscription. As Tim Grieve might ask, it's a miracle that they're asking so little for so much hard-hitting journalism.

Salon.com News | "The truth has a force of its own"
TERRORISM NOT SUSPECTED IN TERRORISM ALERT

FROM CNN.com:

Propane truck theft prompts fears
Terrorism not suspected, but officials are cautious

Two propane-delivery trucks were stolen from a gas company over the holiday weekend, raising fears of what could happen if terrorists got hold of the explosive fuel.

CNN.com - Propane truck theft prompts fears - Jun 2, 2004
WASN'T KERRY SCHEDULED TO GO IN THIS TIME SLOT?
Bill Clinton, memoir writer, should get better ratings for doing "60 Minutes" than did Bill Clinton, co-host of "Point-Counterpoint."

Clinton, who flopped last year as a commentator for the CBS television news magazine, will discus