MONICA LEWINKSY'S FORMER BOYFRIEND STUMPS FOR CADAVEROUS KERRY

PTD COMMENT > We would advise the long-faced Kerry to not appear on stage with the overly charismatic former boyfriend of the stained Gap dress girl. It'll drive Bush's poll numbers up again. Speaking of which, ... where's Teresa?

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Former president's theme: 'John Kerry's got a better plan' - With eight days remaining before Election Day, Democratic strategists fired the big gun and put the controversial but charismatic Bill Clinton on the stump with presidential hopeful Sen. John Kerry. More...

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