I'M SURE THERE'S PLENTY OF GAY MEN THAT WOULD LIKE TO DO THE SAME TO JIMMY IF HE LOOKED AT THEM WITH HIS OWN HOLIER-THAN-THOUNESS...

(IF HE BELIEVES THAT HOMOSEXUALITY IS A SIN, AND THAT ALL MEN ARE SINNERS, IS HIS NOT AS "BAD" AS THEIRS?)


Evangelist Jimmy Swaggart apologized Wednesday for saying in a televised worship service that he would kill any gay man who looked at him romantically.

A complaint was filed with a Canadian broadcasting group, and Swaggart said his Baton Rouge-based Jimmy Swaggart Ministries has received complaints from gay groups over the remarks made on the Sept. 12 telecast.

In the broadcast, Swaggart was discussing his opposition to gay marriage when he said "I've never seen a man in my life I wanted to marry."

"And I'm going to be blunt and plain: If one ever looks at me like that, I'm going to kill him and tell God he died," Swaggart said to laughter and applause from the congregation.

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