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CNN CHARGED WITH FALSE ADVERTISING
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KUCINICH CAMPAIGN EVENT DRAWS 'ATTENDEE'
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PETA CHAPTER IN BORNEO CLOSES
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FBI WARNS OF SUICIDE BOMBERS IN U.S.
FBI: CITIZENS SHOULD BE AWARE OF PEOPLE WHO ARE ACTING SUSPICIOUS, WEARING BULKY CLOTHES, SMELL LIKE DYNAMITE, SOUND LIKE TICKING CLOCK, OR ARE ARAB

POPE PERFORMS 'SITTING & STARING' ACT IN FRONT OF BREAKDANCERS
JOHN PAUL II WOWED BREAKDANCING TROUPE WITH 'DETERMINED SERENITY' AND 'AMAZING RELAXEDNESS'

ARNOLD SCHWARZENEGGER TIRED OF GOVERNING, WILL RETURN TO GYM
'DA BEST WE CAN HOPE FOR IS TO HAVE KALEEFORNIA SLIDE INTO DA OCEAN', SAYS FRUSTRATED FORMER GOVERNOR

SALES OF AL GORE'S 'EARTH IN THE BALANCE' BOOK SOAR DURING DEADLY FREEZE
'THESE BOOKS ABOUT GLOBAL WARMING PROVIDE WARMTH DURING THE FREEZE, AND AT 99 CENTS, THEY'RE CHEAPER THAN FIREWOOD.' SAYS LOCAL MAN